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i don't doubt for a second that there are people like this in the world, god help them if one of them EVER sits next to me on a flight. i actually 'collect' Airline Safety guides from planes. i find them highly amusing and really badly drawn. how are they going to yet again ensure passengers that they have everything under control tho and that there's nothing to worry about?

here's a paraphrased Billy Connelly bit, cause the man says it better than i ever can.

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'that airline safety thing is a big pile of shit tho isn't it? i mean, all that 'in the highly unlikely event' stuff. if they were to tell the truth they would have to say something like this.'

'ladies and gentlemen in the highly unlikely event of loss of power in all four engines, then we will in all probability go into the ground like a fucking dart! you won't be screaming you'll be trying to get the seat in front of you out of your mouth. we would be obliged if you wore your lifejacket on the way down, this will do you no good at all, but when archeologists find you in a thousand years time, they'll think there was a river here!'
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thats was funny!!! XD

i <3 riding on airplanes though ( terrified of rollorcoasters but can handle racing speeds in a car. go figure :D )